The day of the apocalypse has come!

Trustworthy sources have sighted super mutant cockroaches invading the very much inhabited city of Flapjack Harbor, Kansas. These creatures are reported to be between 3 to 8 feet long, identifiable by a small bump at the base of the stomach.

“I’m absolutely terrified. The genetic modification of these creatures has gotten out of hand!” said one horrified citizen, moments after her niece was tragically carried off.

IMPORTANT: Eyewitnesses report that the cockroach has electric blue hair around its feet and mustache area that is shed whenever the creature consumes a new victim. If you see this blue hair, do NOT make contact. It is thought to be highly toxic. Report it to nearby officials immediately.

”Top biologists around the country are working together to learn as much as we can about these creatures, so we can figure out a path forward,” Pheon Beon Serres told the Gazette early this afternoon. Undoubtedly one of the “top biologists” himself, the nation will surely be looking to Pheon Beon during these troubling times.

We will continue to update this article as soon as we have more information. In the meantime, we at the Gazette encourage you to take to social media to share knowledge and get informed. Stay safe!